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"It was the winter holiday and I was back in Togo having a kickabout with friends when my phone rang.One of the boys answered it and said, 'Manu, it's Arsene for you'. 'Arsene who?' I said. 'Arsene Wenger', he said. 'Get out of it', I said, and grabbed the phone off him. But then I heard the voice. 'Allo'. F*****g hell. It is Arsene Wenger!"
-Emmanuel Adebayor




Blackburn make shocking revelation!

Apparently Francis Jeffers is not only still alive but he is also worth a few quid! Ipswich are just the latest club to think that he is the answer to their problems and they rate him so highly that they have offered Blackburn a huge fee said to be around 'the low hundred-thousands'! Blackburn though think the skunk in the box is worth at least a million.

Arsene Wenger's war chest is apparently filled with 40m pounds worth of borrowed money from Barclays. This of course means we can now sign all those players who 'wanted' to join us but were ruled out because we didn't have the cash. By the start of next season we will see Eto'o, Ronaldinho, Mavuba, Kone, Babel, Huntelaar, Scott Parker, N'Zogbia, Torres, Ribery and Renato all wearing the red and white or white and red of Arsenal. [/sarcasm]

Despite all of our new world beaters we still have a place in the squad for Freddie Ljungberg who WILL stay at the club, at least thats what his agent says. I think Wenger is seriously looking at selling Freddie but only if Arsenal get a 7 digit offer instead of the 700k being reported.

And finally Thierry read my post yesterday and just repeated what I said about width and fitness! What a thief!

posted by highbury1913 @ 8:00 pm | |



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